Lizard

For that fateful day

When my world turned upside down

Oh, that was just you

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Farmer’s market

Sign: “Legalize NOW!”

Who knew Rastafarians

Were also Jewish?

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Close

I think this must mean

I almost won yet again

Play Here Win Here Fail

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1940s, 1950s?

Oats, I never knew

You were so old school in dress

Is Quick more current?

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Squid

You are beautiful

In New York, we just eat you

I’ll hold off while here

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Reflection

The terrorists came

They left their mark, and then some

Threats, using mirrors

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Gangs

So many darn rules

And yet, with all that, it seems

Gangs themselves are coo’

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Parking

How is this legal?

My words fall upon deaf ears

HOW IS THIS LEGAL?

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Ray

It’s just not polite

To give someone the stank eye

Adjust your ‘tude, dude

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Sewage

A cute skunk mascot

25 years of feces

Poop jokes never fail

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Trunk Bay

Work on your image

Only Photoshop will save

A wasteland like you

 

*Please excuse the (mostly) poor (largely) camera phone photos

**All photos were taken in the U.S. Virgin Islands

***Yes, haiku is the plural of haiku